Friday, October 24, 2003

Are you a sinkie? Well if your not sure than read on. I know I am!!!

Hungry?
No time to cook?
No time to eat?
Don't like to clean up?

Become a SINKIE!
Delicious! Nutritious! No Dishes!

SINKIES know the difference between fast food
and REALLY fast food.

SINKIES prefer refrigeratorlight to candlelight.

Eating and snacking over the kitchen sink.
Millions of people around the world have been enjoying this casual dining style for many years.

Their casual dining style can also include standing in front of their open refrigerators, rummaging around the leftovers, taking inventory of the contents.

Drinking milk straight from the carton.

Eating on the run.

Grabbing a jelly doughnut, while racing out the door in the early afternoon(morning in most peoples cases), late for work.

Dashboard dining in the car.

Having a lunch of M&Ms and Pepsi from the vending machines in the break room.(In my case i would grab it from room service..

IN OTHER WORDS, IF IT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH HAVING A QUICK BITE, IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH BEING A SINKIE.

No dress code, reservations, tipping, annoying table conversation; no "soup or salad" decision (have both if you like), no trying to catch the waiter's eye, no deciding whether to use the everyday dishes or the good stuff, no having to endure the waitress calling you "Hon" or "Dearie."

I say it loud and proud..Yes I'm a sinkie..are you?




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