WAKE UP!!!!!

that's right we are going to talk about one of my favorite beverages..
that's right coffee...So folks if you find yourself in the list below you may want to get some help.
YOU KNOW YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN...

*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.

* You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
* You prefer to grind coffee beans in your mouth...it's an excellent alternative to gum
* You sleep with your eyes open.
* You lick your coffeepot clean...be careful not to burn your tongue
* Your eyes stay open when you sneeze...be very careful your eyes could pop out
* The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse...or when the doctor listens to your heart beat a thinks he/she is listening some crazy rap song
* You can type sixty words a minute with your feet...that would be pretty cool
* You can jump-start your car without cables.
* You don't sweat, you percolate.
* You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug...or you drink it straight from the pot
* You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
* The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you...Wouldn't that be touching
* Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans."
* Instant coffee takes too long...But like beans you can pour some into your mouth and chew
* Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
* Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

There's nothing to be ashamed of. Go ahead and admit it...The list above is you to the tee...Or very close. Remember coffee is your friend and mine. So raise your cup up high..And feel free to Toast to it's wonderful taste, smell. And last but most important, Caffeine.