Do You Walk on Stilts

There is this commercial on TV up here where everyone is walking on stilts for fear of fire ants. If you sit down and actually watch it you see how unbelievably dumb that it is. But because we are in hick town aka Jax they show it nearly 20 times and day or so. So what could you do twenty times a day just to avoid this commercial.

There are parallels out there and even other commercials. Like the whole Jared thing and the Where's the beef campaign in the 80's. And hopefully like the lady who couldn't get up or find the beef and whatever else the senility made her lose this too will end and soon, for our sanity's sake.

Do you ever watch the commercials for foods? For McDonald's and Burger King and even for the grocery stores they seem to get more wierd weekly and now the new products that they are coming out with are driving them nuts and in turn drive us nuts with their ads. How many times have you wished that you could fast forward live TV to avoid the tempting eye candy these companies produce to entice the already hefty individual out of the chair and into the drive-thru for another round of artery clogging processed beef product.

Best choice only eat lettuce!
Posted by Greg