Slurppee, anyone?

I don't know how this popped into my head..but I'm really not sure how most things get there either. One thing I don't like about living in Jax Florida... yep you guessed it or maybe you didn't. The 7-11.. yes the holy church of the almighty slurpee. we don't have them here. We have Lil champ and Jiffy corner stores. Some have frosty drink machines but they just are not up to the slurpee standard...So if it's been awhile sinceyou've had one I'll have to remind you of the following:


The Sacred List of Slurpee Commandments :
DO fill the Slurpee up as much as you can so the bubble is completely full and you have to lick a little off of the top
DON'T hold the lever even after the bubble is full. Some kind of weird air-pressure thing occurs and you end up with the Slurpee all over you because it explodes out the top of the bubble
DO go for "Slurpee Runs" whenever possible
DON'T wuss out and not drink it all
DO drink your Slurpee as fast as possible in order to get the rush that
comes with every brain freeze
DON'T spend more than 15 minutes testing otherwise the clerk starts to bug you
DON'T wear a white shirt while drinking a slurpee, invariably you will spill it and ruin your outfit
DON'T try to carry six Slurpee cups at the same time without a quality cup-holder. Especially don't carry all 6 of them at once after you've paid
DO Be nice and get to know your 7-11 clerks, especially the graveyard workers. They are sacrificing sleep so YOU can enjoy slurpee freedom

Just a few things to remember when the urge takes you over...never ignore it..or you run a risk of becoming psychotic.. you think I'm kidding..Well, if I were you I wouldn't chance it...