Friday, February 06, 2004

PONDERING POINTS
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Question: What is green and goes to a summer camp?
Answer: A Brussels' scout.



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