Sunday, August 22, 2004

You Know U Have To Much Time on Your Hands When....

You spend time looking up this...


Jell-o Factoids
* Grapefruit, apples and pears will float in Jell-O; prunes and
maraschino cherries won't.
* When hooked up to EEG machine, Jell-O demonstrates movement virtually
identical to the brain waves of a healthy man or woman.
* Per capita consumption is highest in Salt Lake City.
* If all of the packages fo Jell-O gelatin dessert produced in one year
were placed end-to-end, they would stretch three-fifths of the way
around the earth.

Do You have a Case Of the Mondays????
That's right, it time to raise your cup of coffee to another exciting week...woohoo!!
....This just in. (Suburb) police have arrested a gang of mosquitoes breaking into to blood bank! Film at noon. I thought you should start your day with a good chuckle...and how do i know it's going to be a really hectic around here. Oops! I think I just put parsesan cheese in my coffee. just kidding!

Today's blog is brought to you by the exciting new Liquid Plumber Face Cream. If it'll unclog your sink, you know it'll unclog your pores.

Signing off ....The Crazy Mrs.


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