Today is National Bagel and Lox Day
So another fat tuesday has come and gone...so in celebration of Mardi Gras
YOU MIGHT BE A CAJUN IF...
(This was forwarded to me at chef net by Fred)
YOU MIGHT BE A CAJUN IF:.....
· Watching "Wild Kingdom" inspires you to write a cookbook.
· You won't eat a lobster because you think it's a crawfish on steroids.
· You take a bite of 5-alarm Texas chili and reach for some Tabasco.
· You pass up a chance to meet the president to go to the Crawfish Festival in Breaux Bridge.
· Your children's favorite bedtime story begins with, "First you make a roux..."
· You're asked in school to name the four seasons and you reply, "Onyons, celery, bell peppers, and garlic."
· You think the "Fab Four" are "Paul Prudhomme, John Folse, Justin Wilson, and A.J. Smith".
· You let your black coffee cool and find it has gelled.
· You describe a complete breakfast as some deer sausage, grits and a yard of boudin.
· None of your favorite vacation spots are north of Abbeville.
· You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and someone says, "Don't eat the dead ones" and you know what they mean.
· You refer to Louisiana winters as "gumbo weather"
· You gave up Tabasco for Lent.
· You learned bourre' the hard way - holding yourself upright in the crib.
· You don't know the real names of your close friends - only their nicknames.
· You can look at a rice field and can tell how much gravy it'll take for that much rice.
· Your high school's rendition of the national anthem begins with, "Jambalaya, crawfish pie, filet gumbo..."
· You stand up when they play "Jolie Blon."
· You consider Breaux Bridge the state capitol.
· You think the Mason-Dixon line is at Bunkie.
Culinary quiz for Wed:
1) What do basil, marjoram, oregano, sage and rosemary have in common?
2) What are the only two food preferences humans are born with?
3) What are the top 3 'farmed' fish crops in the U.S.?
ANSWERS
1) They are all in the mint family.
2) Humans only have two basic food preferences that we are born with; a liking for sweet foods, and a dislike for bitter foods. All other preferences are learned, either culturally or by personal experience which may cause us to associate certain tastes or foods with unpleasant or pleasant moments. Medical disorders may also cause a craving or revulsion for certain foods.
3) Catfish is the largest 'crop', followed by crawfish and the third largest 'crop' is rainbow trout.
So I hope this has been humorous for you 'cause it has been for me..and maybe a little informative???
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