My Favorite Lame Food Jokes!!!!!
And for your reading pleasure.....
Driver: "Hi, is your name Jello?"
Hitchhiker: "Uh... no..."
Driver: "Too bad... 'cause there's always room for Jello!
"A ham-and-cheese sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
A Zen Buddhist walks into a pizza parlor and says, "Make me one with everything.
"Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.
If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean, King Oscar of Norway, Louis B. Mayer, and Norbert Wiener, she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.
The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is buried at the bottom of the grocery bag.
"What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?Pumpkin pi.
What do you call a stolen yam?A hot potato.
Eat a prune and start a movement.
That's enough bad jokes for one day...don't you think? Nod your head and agree with me because I could go on...But I won't. Count down to my bro-in-law's Birthday is on.. Roy if you get this message.. or if someone see's it "your birthday list just won't due". We all know what that means don't we....Socks and drawers.