Help!!! Help! I'm an addict...

A Youtube.com addict.. I can't stop watching... if you check it out, if you already have not not...you should. Look up human tetris or I highly recommend Awkward drunk fest.. it worth the look. TRUST ME!! Beware you may become an addict too!!!

Well I gotta get some shut eye before Youtube sucks me back in!!!!

My Favorite Lame Food Jokes!!!!!

And for your reading pleasure.....

Driver: "Hi, is your name Jello?"
Hitchhiker: "Uh... no..."
Driver: "Too bad... 'cause there's always room for Jello!

"A ham-and-cheese sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

A Zen Buddhist walks into a pizza parlor and says, "Make me one with everything.

"Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.

If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean, King Oscar of Norway, Louis B. Mayer, and Norbert Wiener, she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.

The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is buried at the bottom of the grocery bag.

"What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?Pumpkin pi.

What do you call a stolen yam?A hot potato.

Eat a prune and start a movement.

That's enough bad jokes for one day...don't you think? Nod your head and agree with me because I could go on...But I won't. Count down to my bro-in-law's Birthday is on.. Roy if you get this message.. or if someone see's it "your birthday list just won't due". We all know what that means don't we....Socks and drawers.

HMMM..what to write...I had a few interesting thoughts!
Driving buy the local 7-eleven i thought..hmmm.. I wonder when the slurpee came about?Really I was thinking.. since I moved back to the bay area, this past August. In Jacksonville Florida where i spent the last 6 years.. there sadly are no church of the holy slurpee's. I had to go through some days thinking that i wish I could run out and get one..and I couldn't. So here's a little history for everyone...

40 Years of Slurpee
It was back in 1965 when the Slush was first invented and began to be sold by 7-Eleven. Two years later, in 1967, 7-Eleven re-christianed their icy, delicious slush drink as the Slurpee. It has been forty years since the drink that would become the famous well-known Slurpee was created, and it has never been better. Thank you, Slurpee, for all you have given us; all the happy memories, all the sugar highs, and the splendid bliss that each slurp brings...

CHEERS!!! To the SLURPEE!!!

The Magic number is 33.6 this week!!!!

What does that mean you ask? Well that's the number of miles I have biked this week so far, not bad i say. It's a start for sure, but there is much more to be done. My goal is about double of that per week, about 12 miles 5 days a week should do it. Then I have to do the weights, and the excercises for the gut. Bring it I'm ready to get the blood flowing! I like to bike before work because it get's the blood flowing and my energy up! So cheers to more bike rides!!!!

All in a Days work...

Today(Monday) I started my new job at the restaurant.. and all is well. I worked from 10 till about six, not to bad really. I have to say my feet are a little tired after being off for about a month, so i guess I have to break them in. I guess i didn't forget to cook either...not that i would have. I'm tired but not exhausted , will see by the end of the week. The Chef (Cathy) seems pretty cool, kinda crazy but that is to be expected...it comes with the territory. Tomorrow (Tuesday) i work at 2 in the afternoon till close, so i will have to time to put in a little bike ride before work. So everyone that's the scoop on today...as the food mill turns!!!

P.S. did you all see "HERO'S" the show tonight...WOW!!!! What happens next? I can't wait!

Sunday in review.....

As you can see I'm choosing to use Buc's colors due to celebration purposes. Yes the Buc's beat the Cardinals... yeah....and there was much rejoicing in The Land Of The Tampa Bay!

So what did the K-C's do on this fine day? Well, The Mister Had to go to work...to cook due to an issue with a former employee. But as his Grandmother told me after church today "you gotta do, what you gotta do". After church i went on a secret birthday mission since both of my Parents will be celebrating soooon! Mission accomplished!

Then after working and washing the laundry.. it was off to Maw and Pa C's for Sunday Night Dinner. The whole clan was there, Roy (greg's bro), Kimmie ( Roy's Gal), Grandma, Maw ( a.k.a. Gregs Mom), Pa ( Greg's Dad) and Us of course. There plenty of good food and laughter for all!!!

Well, that's a wrap... Time to hit the hey so I can be ready for work in the morning!!!

Reflections of a Dinner Eaten

So as we were sitting in the bliss of having enjoyed yet another great dinner at home together we said to ourselves, "selves lets have some dessert!" Having just gone to the store for some much needed supplies and a few other sundry things, choosing a dessert was easy COOKIES! We munched on the fudge covered chocolate chip cookies in cocoa bliss and then we made a mistake. We looked at the food label.

This got us to comparing the two things that we had just eaten, a salad with some meat and cookies and we came to a somewhat startling conclusion. There were more calories in the three cookies that we ate than in our entire dinner. Talk about a calorie dense food.

Here is another Morsel of food for thought:

There are as many calories in those three cookies as there are in three Idaho potatoes. Can you eat a pound and a half of potato or an ounce and a half of cookie? If you can good for you, there's toilet paper next to the commode. (and a magazine if you so desire.) What does this teach us? Its good to know what you eat and where it came from, it makes us healthier. And the other lesson of the day, when enjoying a cookie, just enjoy it for what its worth and don't look at the label. Well actually you should look at labels.

I officially joined the working folk today....

That's right you heard me, I got a job as a sous chef in a small local restaurant. I have plenty of work a head, no more slacking. I guess it's time to get to work after being off for a month. i hope i didn't forget how to cook...just kidding. So I guess i have to call the unlucky people that didn't get to hire me.. to bad for them.

Well, i guess i need to go find some new work clothes... Sorry about my blogging slacking.. I promise to be better.