I Can't Wakeup!!!

I going to blame the rain, and the the lack of sunshine. How much coffee do i have to drink? really... I'm not the only one with this problem, am I?
It doesn't seem to matter how late or early i go to bed I still find it really hard to wakeup...

You may want to take this test to see if your like me.

The Coffee Test( keep track of your yes and no) answers

Do you use coffee to escape from your problems?

Do you eat spoonfuls of instant coffee because it's easier?

Have you ever waken up in a puddle of your own coffee?

Do you find that it's easier to drink more coffee than to go to sleep?

Have you ever drank cold coffee?

Right out of the pot?

Does your coffee cup resemble a beer stein?

Has anyone ever told you that you "have a problem"?

Do you need coffee:
...to get up in the morning?
...to get out of bed?
...to be injected intravenously to stimulate blood-flow?

Do Native North American Aboriginal Indian Peoples call you "Ona mac towanda" (Smells-like-coffee)?

Does the phrase "Swiss water decaffeinated" strike terror into your heart?

Do you have a coffee maker in more than one room of your house?
...in more than five?
...in your bathroom?

Do the people at Second Cup refuse do give you free coffee cards anymore?
...because you're wearing out their hole-punch?
...and it's bad for the environment?

Do you grind your own coffee?
Do you grow your own coffee?
Do you know Juan Valdez?
...and his donkey?
...intimately?

Do you salivate uncontrollably whenever you hear dripping water?
Is sleep a hobby of yours?
...that you don't like?
...because it's too frustrating?

Response Ratio
Addiction Factor
Yes
No
Analysis:
yes 22-28
no 0-6
You are a well-rounded member of society with a love for life and you are very wise.

yes 15-21
no 7-13
You are a slightly jagged member of society, life's okay but it could be better and you are relatively naive.

Yes 0-15
No 13-28
What are you, some kinda nature-freak tree-hugger!?Coffee's not good enough for you, huh? Here, have some more tofu! How about some alfalfa tea?!?

It's okay to admit you have a problem, you know who you are....