Liquor Warning Labels
The board of health has proposed that warning signs be placed on booze bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible perils of having a few... so this week at work we decided to come up with a short list, i'm sure this not what the board of health had in mind...yes between all this humor we do get the job done!!!
Warning: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an geek.
Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in.
Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
Warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
Warning: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell ever happened to your pants anyway.
Warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember)
Warning: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
Warning: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho.
* warning if you can relate to this list you may want to, think twice before you end up face down in your bosses lawn..this is a sure way to make a big as* of yourself