Here's a little laugh for you all....

You might be a bad cook if...

1)you call your mother to ask how long to boil cabbage to make cole slaw.
2)you look in a cookbook to find out how to boil water.
3)the smoke alarm beeps if you even walk near the stove.
4)your family buys Pepto and Tums in bulk.
5)you open your dishwasher after living in your house for two years and the plastic is still in it.
6)the last time you tried to make toast the kitchen caught on fire.
7)your apple pie bubbled over and ate the enamel off the bottom of the oven.
8)you make tuna noodle broccoli surprise for your roommate and the surprise is that it glows in the dark!
9)you can use your overcooked cooked as a weapon
10) dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.
11)you cook the leftover cut-outs of a jack-o-lantern.
12) leftover crumbs make a great replacement for kitty litter
13) three boxes of scouring pads, a bottle of Drano and a crowbar, but that macaroni and cheese still won't let go of the pan! you've ever burned through the bottom of a pan while cooking.
14) forget and leave a gallon of your homemade ice cream on the porch overnight during a record busting heat wave and the next afternoon, not only is it still solid, but it tastes better.
15) refer to flour weveils as a little extra protein


This is a little list I put together for fun..work has been insane this past week and a half. My creative brain waves are starting to buzzzzz... So you can expect more craziness to come..I know you have probably missed it because i know i have. And to all our loyal readers please stay tuned......hahahahaha!!!!