Ponderings for the New Year

If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philip's Screwdriver?(that's sounds extra yummy? he hee he!!)

Why do we say something is out of whack?
What is a whack?(if you have the answers to this one let us know)

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?(We know what you are saying...that was lame!)

Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?(I couldn't answer that either)

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?(this is something that makes me go hmmm?)

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?(this is one of my favorite thoughts to ponder)

"I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do " is the longest sentence?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?( o.k. this is pretty bad too..but you must admitt it is quite humorous)

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?( that's the truth)

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?


Just a few thought to ponder.. Feel free to comment. I always have ssomething to say about everything. You do too! You can't hide from the dynamic duo. aka The k-C's