Unemployed, or What You Do With All This Free Time ?????


Maybe (we're) going about this "laid off" thing the wrong way. Sure, finding work is tough right now, but look at the bright side: this is (YOU Or Me) time. Finally, you (me) can everything you've (I've) always meant to do, including open that frozen custard shop! (I love that stuff!!!)

Go On A Spritiual Journey
or
Write A Philosophical (I had to spell check that) Manifesto (Wow impressive thoughts)
or
DO SOME SIT UPS
I mean, if you’re going to be broke, bored and jobless….you may as well be sexy.
or
Read Some Russian Novels
Because you have plenty of time, and why not match the downcast times with Russian literature?
or
Learn a Language
You get bonus points if it’s a semi-obscure that you’re never actually going to be able to use.
or
Hibernate
Haven’t you always wanted to try?? Now’s the perfect time! It doesn’t matter if it’s winter; you can hibernate through any season. See how long you can last.

I Know what you all are contemplating... she's totally looney tooney...but your really thinking..
It's a recession people. I gotta pay rent... How can you make some quick cash before the end of the month? Well you'll have to tune in next time and I can give you some fantastic ideas!!!