Is a STRAWBERRY made of STRAW?
Is a GRAPEFRUIT a big, yellow GRAPE?
Are HAMBURGERS made of HAM?
Are SANDWICHES full of SAND?
No, of course not. But let's see how these foods got their names.
STRAW FRUIT
Strawberry plants have long stems that grow along the ground. These stems look like straw. Because the juicy, red berries grow on a plant that looks like straw, they are called strawberries.
BUNCHES OF SUNSHINE
Grapefruits are citrus fruits, like oranges and lemons. But unlike other citrus fruits, grapefruits grow in bunches on trees.
An interesting thought for the day
A view of the world from the stance of Laura and Greg K.-C. A healthy Happy place to be on this crazy planet we call earth!!
Tuesday, November 30, 2004
Monday, November 29, 2004
X-Box-alicious…that’s right!!
Greg and I went early Christmas shopping for each other, and ended up getting each other an x box video game machine. It’s really cool!!! I know it sounds silly and childish, but it should, Christmas is a time for fun and games. For those of you not familiar with this system, many of it’s games are to mature for children. But needless to say we have been having a blast so far.
Over the holiday we hosted my future bro-in-laws family, we had a blast. Thanks for coming to share turkey and all the fun that goes with it. And for any of those folks that didn’t hear the news…. That’s right folks my younger sister Karen and her sweet heart are engaged. I know what your thinking….boy time fly’s. We ‘re all growin’ up so fast. So the lesson of the day is Don’t blink your eyes to much, or you might miss something really good.
Important news on the food front! If you are still eating turkey and leftovers from last Thursday…if they are not already frozen then they need to be tossed out! The exception to this rule is cranberry sauce.
Greg and I went early Christmas shopping for each other, and ended up getting each other an x box video game machine. It’s really cool!!! I know it sounds silly and childish, but it should, Christmas is a time for fun and games. For those of you not familiar with this system, many of it’s games are to mature for children. But needless to say we have been having a blast so far.
Over the holiday we hosted my future bro-in-laws family, we had a blast. Thanks for coming to share turkey and all the fun that goes with it. And for any of those folks that didn’t hear the news…. That’s right folks my younger sister Karen and her sweet heart are engaged. I know what your thinking….boy time fly’s. We ‘re all growin’ up so fast. So the lesson of the day is Don’t blink your eyes to much, or you might miss something really good.
Important news on the food front! If you are still eating turkey and leftovers from last Thursday…if they are not already frozen then they need to be tossed out! The exception to this rule is cranberry sauce.
Tuesday, November 23, 2004
Ode to Thanksgiving
To our national birds
To our national birds
The American Eagle
The Thanksgiving Turkey
May one give us peace in all our states
And the other a piece for all our plates
Turkey Tips- Rookie or accomplished home chef, everyone can use some pointers before tackling a holiday meal
Roast your turkey and stuffing separately. Turkeys are large birds and take a long time to cook, four to five hours for a 12-16 pound bird. Stuffing the turkey before roasting adds 45 minutes or so to the total roasting time.
The flavor of the stuffing is largely unchanged by warming it inside the bird. The meaty quality of stuffing is enhanced by using reduced defatted chicken broth. If you prefer the presentation of a stuffed bird, (for all you super traditional folks) heat the stuffing separately and then spoon it into the cavity of the finished roasted turkey before serving. That's really only useful if you carve it at the table. I'm not a big fan of that because it's messy, that's if your bird is as juicy as mine. But if you follow these directios you too, will want to carve your turkey in the kitchen!
Roast your turkey in a shallow roasting pan, making sure that oven air can flow completely around the bird.
The color of cooked turkey is not always a sure sign of its degree of doneness. Roasting guides posted on the side of frozen turkey packaging should be used for planning only. Use a meat thermometer, and be sure to roast until the internal temperature of the turkey reaches 165 degrees F in the breast and in the thigh. Do away with those silly self timers that pop out of the bird. Yes your bird will be done...but most likely overdone. They don't usually pop until they hit 180 degrees. That's higher then needed.
When planning your meal, allow one pound of uncooked turkey per person. Larger turkeys have a larger proportion of meat to bone, so if you require a bird larger than 12 pounds, figure on 3/4 pounds of uncooked turkey per person.
Be safe and thaw a frozen turkey in the refrigerator. Thawing at room temperature increases the turkey's exposure to bacteria.
HINT:A whole frozen turkey may be stored in your freezer for up to a year, so when your local grocery store has a great deal on turkey — no matter what time of year — stock up and save!
Rapidly thawing a turkey can be accomplished by placing it in cold water while sealed in its original wrapping. A good rule of thumb is to allow 30 minutes per pound and change the water every 25 to 30 minutes.
After the turkey is fully roasted, allow it to stand for 10 minutes at room temperature before carving. Not only is it easier to handle the bird once it has cooled a bit, but the juices have a chance to distribute throughout the turkey. Because we don't want to waste any of that juice.
The "Joy of Cooking" says that the term "stuffing" was thought improper in Victorian England. That's when the term "dressing" began to be used.
Get an early start on your feast — prepare your side dishes ahead of time and freeze them (this a great option if you have a large group) . Or even the night before.
Every second counts on the big day, so set the table in advance.
Be organized. Take the time assign each of your food dishes a serving bowl or plate. This way, you won't get stuck with a side dish without a bowl. This is something we do in the professional world for our buffets. Finding out at the last mininute that your short on these items in a problem.
When someone asks if they can prepare a dish for the meal — always say "Yes!" That's one more thing off your plate.
Be sure you have enough dishes, glasses and silverware to serve all courses of your meal.
Pro's Hint: If your turkey is fully roasted and it is still several hours before serving time, remove the turkey from the oven and allow it to stand for 20 minutes. Carve the breast meat, and the legs and thighs. Place the slices in shallow oven-safe baking dishes or pans, cover and refrigerate. About thirty minutes before serving, sprinkle with the turkey with a little broth, cover with foil and heat in a 325ºF oven. Stuffing can be heated alongside the turkey.
Pro's Hint: If your turkey is fully roasted and it is still several hours before serving time, remove the turkey from the oven and allow it to stand for 20 minutes. Carve the breast meat, and the legs and thighs. Place the slices in shallow oven-safe baking dishes or pans, cover and refrigerate. About thirty minutes before serving, sprinkle with the turkey with a little broth, cover with foil and heat in a 325ºF oven. Stuffing can be heated alongside the turkey.
P.S. 911 only but i don't recommend this!!!If you thaw your turkey in the microwave, cook it at once. Some areas of the turkey may become warm and begin to cook in the microwave. Additionally, any bacteria present would not have been destroyed in the microwave, yet may have reached temperatures where they can grow.
Turkey — Complete with all the trimmings
It's the fall and it's a great time to make stuffing it's not just for holidays anymore. Yum!! Most will agree that stuffing can make-or-break a turkey dinner. Load a bird with apples and sage, cornbread and oysters or wild rice and cranberries, and let the feast begin! Don't be shy, I took some time compiling all these goodies for you. So after thanksgiving on a cold winters night, go ahead and try these out.
It's the fall and it's a great time to make stuffing it's not just for holidays anymore. Yum!! Most will agree that stuffing can make-or-break a turkey dinner. Load a bird with apples and sage, cornbread and oysters or wild rice and cranberries, and let the feast begin! Don't be shy, I took some time compiling all these goodies for you. So after thanksgiving on a cold winters night, go ahead and try these out.
Now remember recipes may vary according to personal taste and cultural preference, but whether you like your stuffing moist or dry, herbal or fruit-filled, chunky or smooth, the way it is prepared remains fundamentally the same. Flavorful ingredients, like onion, celery, sage or curry are cooked until they release their aroma. A bulk ingredient, such as moistened bread or boiled rice, is added and the stuffing is cooked until the ingredients become tender, after which a garnish of dried fruit or fresh herb can be incorporated.
Canned ingredients offer a quick and convenient way to add variety to your stuffing. The following recipes offer a wide range of dressings — from bread stuffing to mincemeat. Be sure to look for the variations that follow each recipe. Don't be scared, trust me it's super yummy and fun! So get printer ready, they are really Great recipes!
Apple Bread Stuffing
1 cup minced onion
2 celery ribs, sliced
1 tablespoon butter
1 Granny Smith apple, peeled and diced
1 teaspoon rubbed sage
1 teaspoon dried parsley
1/2 teaspoon dried thyme
Pinch of nutmeg
4 cups toasted bread cubes, croutons or stuffing mix
1 can (15 ounces) applesauce
1 can (14 ounces) chicken broth
Salt and pepper to taste
Cook the onion and celery in the butter over moderate heat until soft. Add the apple, sage, parsley, thyme and nutmeg. Cook another minute.
Add the toasted bread cubes, applesauce and chicken broth. Mix to moisten and season liberally with salt and pepper.
Use to stuff 2 chickens or 1 turkey.
Apricot Rosemary Stuffing Variation: Follow preceding recipe, replacing the sage with rosemary and the apple with 1 drained can apricot halves; use 1/2 cup apricot nectar in place of the applesauce.
1 cup minced onion
2 celery ribs, sliced
1 tablespoon butter
1 Granny Smith apple, peeled and diced
1 teaspoon rubbed sage
1 teaspoon dried parsley
1/2 teaspoon dried thyme
Pinch of nutmeg
4 cups toasted bread cubes, croutons or stuffing mix
1 can (15 ounces) applesauce
1 can (14 ounces) chicken broth
Salt and pepper to taste
Cook the onion and celery in the butter over moderate heat until soft. Add the apple, sage, parsley, thyme and nutmeg. Cook another minute.
Add the toasted bread cubes, applesauce and chicken broth. Mix to moisten and season liberally with salt and pepper.
Use to stuff 2 chickens or 1 turkey.
Apricot Rosemary Stuffing Variation: Follow preceding recipe, replacing the sage with rosemary and the apple with 1 drained can apricot halves; use 1/2 cup apricot nectar in place of the applesauce.
Maple Walnut Stuffing
4 slices bacon
1 cup minced onion
2 celery ribs, sliced
1 cup chopped walnuts
2 teaspoons dried rosemary, crumbled
1 teaspoon dried parsley
1/2 teaspoon dried thyme
3 cups toasted bread cubes, croutons or stuffing mix
1 can (14 ounces) chicken broth
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
1/2 cup canned maple syrup
Salt and pepper to taste
In a large, deep skillet cook the bacon until crisp. Remove, crumble and set aside.
Cook the onion and celery in the hot bacon fat over moderate heat until soft. Add the walnuts, rosemary, parsley, and thyme; cook another minute.
Add the reserved bacon, toasted bread cubes, chicken broth, Worcestershire sauce and maple syrup. Mix to moisten and season liberally with salt and pepper.
Use to stuff 2 chickens or 1 turkey.
4 slices bacon
1 cup minced onion
2 celery ribs, sliced
1 cup chopped walnuts
2 teaspoons dried rosemary, crumbled
1 teaspoon dried parsley
1/2 teaspoon dried thyme
3 cups toasted bread cubes, croutons or stuffing mix
1 can (14 ounces) chicken broth
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
1/2 cup canned maple syrup
Salt and pepper to taste
In a large, deep skillet cook the bacon until crisp. Remove, crumble and set aside.
Cook the onion and celery in the hot bacon fat over moderate heat until soft. Add the walnuts, rosemary, parsley, and thyme; cook another minute.
Add the reserved bacon, toasted bread cubes, chicken broth, Worcestershire sauce and maple syrup. Mix to moisten and season liberally with salt and pepper.
Use to stuff 2 chickens or 1 turkey.
Garlic Stuffing Variation: Follow the preceding recipe, substituting toasted hazelnuts for the walnuts, mincedHazelnut and garlic for the rosemary, 1 teaspoon ground fennel seed for the thyme and orange juice for the maple syrup.
Brown Rice Fruit Stuffing
1 1/2 cups diced onion
1 tablespoon minced ginger root
2 teaspoons ground coriander
1 teaspoon dried thyme leaves
2 minced cloves garlic
3 tablespoons butter
1 1/2 cups brown rice blend
1 quart canned chicken broth
Salt and pepper to taste
2 cans (15 ounces each) chunky mixed fruit, drained
In a large sauce pan soften onion, ginger, coriander, thyme and garlic in butter. Add brown rice and toss well. Add chicken broth, stir once, cover and simmer gently for 40 minutes until all of the stock has been absorbed. Season with salt and pepper and mix in the fruit.
Use to stuff 2 chickens or 1 turkey.
1 1/2 cups diced onion
1 tablespoon minced ginger root
2 teaspoons ground coriander
1 teaspoon dried thyme leaves
2 minced cloves garlic
3 tablespoons butter
1 1/2 cups brown rice blend
1 quart canned chicken broth
Salt and pepper to taste
2 cans (15 ounces each) chunky mixed fruit, drained
In a large sauce pan soften onion, ginger, coriander, thyme and garlic in butter. Add brown rice and toss well. Add chicken broth, stir once, cover and simmer gently for 40 minutes until all of the stock has been absorbed. Season with salt and pepper and mix in the fruit.
Use to stuff 2 chickens or 1 turkey.
Prosciutto and Fig Stuffing Variation: Follow the preceding recipe substituting a can of figs for the mixed fruit. Add 1/4 pound finely chopped Prosciutto along with the fruit.
Crab and Cornbread Stuffing
6 chopped scallions
2 cloves minced garlic
1 1/2 pounds canned crabmeat, cleaned
The finely chopped zest and juice of 1 large lemon
1 pound crumbled cornbread or cornbread stuffing
1 can (10 ounces) clam juice
Salt and cayenne pepper to taste
In a large bowl combine all of the ingredients.
Use to stuff 2 chickens or 1 turkey.
6 chopped scallions
2 cloves minced garlic
1 1/2 pounds canned crabmeat, cleaned
The finely chopped zest and juice of 1 large lemon
1 pound crumbled cornbread or cornbread stuffing
1 can (10 ounces) clam juice
Salt and cayenne pepper to taste
In a large bowl combine all of the ingredients.
Use to stuff 2 chickens or 1 turkey.
Corn bread and Smoked oyster: Follow the preceding recipe using 1 can smoked oysters that have been drained for 1/2 pound of the crab meat.
Cranberry Cornbread Stuffing
1 onion, finely chopped
2 ribs celery, diced
2 tablespoons butter
1 tablespoon rubbed sage
2 teaspoon dried thyme leaves
1 teaspoon dried rosemary leaves, crumbled
1/8 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes
Salt and pepper to taste
1 pound corn bread, cut in large dice
Grated zest of 1 orange
3 tablespoons chopped parsley
1 cup canned orange juice
1 can (15 ounces) whole berry cranberry sauce
Sauté onion and celery in butter in a deep skillet or large saucepan, just until softened. Add the sage, thyme, rosemary, pepper flakes, salt and pepper and cook another minute.
Add half of the bread, orange zest and parsley. Cook another minute, stirring frequently. Add orange juice and cranberry sauce. Bring to a simmer, adjust seasoning and remove from heat. Stir in the remaining bread.
Use to stuff chicken or turkey or serve as a side dish.
Yields 8 portions, or enough to stuff 2 chickens or 1 small turkey.
1 onion, finely chopped
2 ribs celery, diced
2 tablespoons butter
1 tablespoon rubbed sage
2 teaspoon dried thyme leaves
1 teaspoon dried rosemary leaves, crumbled
1/8 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes
Salt and pepper to taste
1 pound corn bread, cut in large dice
Grated zest of 1 orange
3 tablespoons chopped parsley
1 cup canned orange juice
1 can (15 ounces) whole berry cranberry sauce
Sauté onion and celery in butter in a deep skillet or large saucepan, just until softened. Add the sage, thyme, rosemary, pepper flakes, salt and pepper and cook another minute.
Add half of the bread, orange zest and parsley. Cook another minute, stirring frequently. Add orange juice and cranberry sauce. Bring to a simmer, adjust seasoning and remove from heat. Stir in the remaining bread.
Use to stuff chicken or turkey or serve as a side dish.
Yields 8 portions, or enough to stuff 2 chickens or 1 small turkey.
Dried Cherry Cornbread Stuffing Variation: Follow preceding recipe substituting a drained can of cherries (chopped) for the cranberries and tarragon for rosemary.
Sauerkraut, Apple and Potato Stuffing( you got to try this one!!!)
1/4 cup apple cider
1/2 cup white wine
2 cans (14 ounces each) sauerkraut, well drained
2 tart apples, peeled, cored and diced
1 tablespoon caraway seed
2 tablespoons brown sugar
Salt and pepper to taste
2 cans (14 ounces each) new potatoes, drained and quartered
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
In a sauce pan combine apple cider, wine, sauerkraut, apples and caraway. Simmer until all of the liquid has been absorbed or evaporated about 15 minutes. Add sugar, salt and pepper to taste.
Meanwhile, in a large skillet cook potatoes in vegetable oil until golden brown, about 15 minutes, stirring frequently. Add the sauerkraut mixture and toss to combine.
Yields 6 to 8 portions, or enough to stuff an average turkey or large goose.
Apple Mincemeat Stuffing
1 onion, finely chopped
3 apples, peeled, seeded and coarsely chopped
2 ribs celery, peeled and finely diced
2 tablespoons butter
Salt and pepper to taste
2 cans (9 ounces each) mincemeat
1 tablespoon cider vinegar
In a large, deep-sided skillet sauté onion, apple and celery in butter until softened. Season to taste with salt and pepper and stir in the mincemeat and vinegar.
Use as a stuffing for 1 turkey, 1 goose or 2 chickens.
Makes 8 to 10 servings
1/4 cup apple cider
1/2 cup white wine
2 cans (14 ounces each) sauerkraut, well drained
2 tart apples, peeled, cored and diced
1 tablespoon caraway seed
2 tablespoons brown sugar
Salt and pepper to taste
2 cans (14 ounces each) new potatoes, drained and quartered
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
In a sauce pan combine apple cider, wine, sauerkraut, apples and caraway. Simmer until all of the liquid has been absorbed or evaporated about 15 minutes. Add sugar, salt and pepper to taste.
Meanwhile, in a large skillet cook potatoes in vegetable oil until golden brown, about 15 minutes, stirring frequently. Add the sauerkraut mixture and toss to combine.
Yields 6 to 8 portions, or enough to stuff an average turkey or large goose.
Apple Mincemeat Stuffing
1 onion, finely chopped
3 apples, peeled, seeded and coarsely chopped
2 ribs celery, peeled and finely diced
2 tablespoons butter
Salt and pepper to taste
2 cans (9 ounces each) mincemeat
1 tablespoon cider vinegar
In a large, deep-sided skillet sauté onion, apple and celery in butter until softened. Season to taste with salt and pepper and stir in the mincemeat and vinegar.
Use as a stuffing for 1 turkey, 1 goose or 2 chickens.
Makes 8 to 10 servings
Turkey Quiz
How well to you know your Thanksgiving Trivia???????
It's true or false, let me know how you faired!!!
It's the honor system so no cheating!!!
1) The first Thanksgiving was celebrated by Pilgrims and Native Americans in colonial New England in the year 1621.
True
2) The day before Thanksgiving is the "official" start of the Christmas shopping season.
False. Most consider the day after Thanksgiving as the "official" start of the Christmas shopping season.
3)Thanksgiving is also celebrated in Canada.
3)Thanksgiving is also celebrated in Canada.
True. North of the boarder, Thanksgiving falls on the second Monday in October.
4)John Adams was the first president to proclaim a "National Day of Thanksgiving.
4)John Adams was the first president to proclaim a "National Day of Thanksgiving.
"False. George Washington first made the proclamation in 1789 and then again in 1795.
5)Although observed most years, Thanksgiving was not an official holiday until 1827.
5)Although observed most years, Thanksgiving was not an official holiday until 1827.
True. Magazine editor Sarah Josepha Hale is credited with leading the campaign for an official Thanksgiving holiday.
6)The thigh bone of a turkey is often used in a good luck ritual.
6)The thigh bone of a turkey is often used in a good luck ritual.
False. It's the wishbone.
7)Pilgrims ate turkey at the first Thanksgiving feast.
7)Pilgrims ate turkey at the first Thanksgiving feast.
False. Some reports say they actually feasted on clams.
8)Only 12 Native Americans attended the first Thanksgiving.
8)Only 12 Native Americans attended the first Thanksgiving.
False. As many as 91 Native Americans joined the English settlers.
9)Not all turkeys gobble.
9)Not all turkeys gobble.
True. It's a guy thing. Only toms gobble. Hens make a clicking noise.
10)When on the run, wild turkeys can reach speeds of only 10 miles per hour.
10)When on the run, wild turkeys can reach speeds of only 10 miles per hour.
False. Turkeys can actually reach speeds of 25 miles per hour.
11)Turkeys originated in North and Central America and evolved more than 10 million years ago.
11)Turkeys originated in North and Central America and evolved more than 10 million years ago.
True.
12)If you have a group of turkeys, you actually have a gaggle of turkeys.
12)If you have a group of turkeys, you actually have a gaggle of turkeys.
False. A large group of turkeys is called a flock.
13)Turkey dinners have been eaten in space.
13)Turkey dinners have been eaten in space.
True. When U.S. astronauts Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin sat down to eat their first meal on the moon during their 1969 voyage, their foil food packets contained roasted turkey and all the trimmings.
14)Three towns in the U.S. are named after the turkey.True. Census data shows that Turkey, TX has a population of 494, Turkey Creek, LA has 356 residents and Turkey, NC boasts 262 residents. This is a bit of a trick question because there are also 11 townships around the country named "Turkey," three of them in Kansas.
15)In 2000, the average American consumed 13.6 pounds of turkey.
14)Three towns in the U.S. are named after the turkey.True. Census data shows that Turkey, TX has a population of 494, Turkey Creek, LA has 356 residents and Turkey, NC boasts 262 residents. This is a bit of a trick question because there are also 11 townships around the country named "Turkey," three of them in Kansas.
15)In 2000, the average American consumed 13.6 pounds of turkey.
True. No doubt a good bit of it was eaten during Thanksgiving time.
I Hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday!!! I want to raise a drum stick to all my family and friends because I have much to be thankful for!! Cheers!!
Thursday, November 18, 2004
Has this ever happened to you???
Your looking through old photo’s and you say hmmm? The question being why are so many faces covered up. And who are all these people and this is a digital picture so why did I even save it??? The answer is I really don’t know. As I went through discs of my photos tonight I noticed I have quite a few of these pictures like this. i have enough that i could have a special weekly feature...name body. Am I the only one thinking about this silly matter. And if you think that’s a slightly bizarre thought then how ‘bout this….
It was in 1966 that America's Thomas J. Bayard invented a
vibrating toilet seat, acting on the belief that physical
stimulation of the buttocks is effective in relieving
constipation. How about trying some bran muffins??
on another un related note, i got feed back from my dad saying he checks my blog everyday!! That's because he's the coolesy dad ever!!!
And on a holiday note:
It is that time of year again. Little hands are traced onto colorful paper and made into gobblers to hang upon refrigerator doors. We are all thinking about traveling or travelers, cooking and family. Unfortunately I will be working one again. Thanksgiving is more than just a "Turkey Day," though. It is a grand opportunity to teach each other many things -- gratitude being the first among those things.
So in the net few days I going to give you a few background notes about thanksgiving...of course there will be recipes silly. So stayed..trust it will be very interesting!!
Your looking through old photo’s and you say hmmm? The question being why are so many faces covered up. And who are all these people and this is a digital picture so why did I even save it??? The answer is I really don’t know. As I went through discs of my photos tonight I noticed I have quite a few of these pictures like this. i have enough that i could have a special weekly feature...name body. Am I the only one thinking about this silly matter. And if you think that’s a slightly bizarre thought then how ‘bout this….
It was in 1966 that America's Thomas J. Bayard invented a
vibrating toilet seat, acting on the belief that physical
stimulation of the buttocks is effective in relieving
constipation. How about trying some bran muffins??
on another un related note, i got feed back from my dad saying he checks my blog everyday!! That's because he's the coolesy dad ever!!!
And on a holiday note:
It is that time of year again. Little hands are traced onto colorful paper and made into gobblers to hang upon refrigerator doors. We are all thinking about traveling or travelers, cooking and family. Unfortunately I will be working one again. Thanksgiving is more than just a "Turkey Day," though. It is a grand opportunity to teach each other many things -- gratitude being the first among those things.
So in the net few days I going to give you a few background notes about thanksgiving...of course there will be recipes silly. So stayed..trust it will be very interesting!!
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
Is any one still out there?
I don’t know if any one checks my blog anymore? I have been so distracted lately, I don’t really know why. So I guess I will have to bring everyone up to speed…so where did I leave off??? Oh yeah after the election…
There’s nothing like living a free of political commercials to make me happy. I think my level of stress from that alone sucked the silliness right out of my. You say is that possible …I guess anything is?
So here’s what been going on. ..readers digest version. I know in this day and age our attention span sucks. So here it goes. A couple of weeks ago my sister had a nasty cold, then my in-laws came to visit, including Bro-in-law and girlfriend, I had a great time. Unfortunately I had to work all the days they were visiting, that’s know fun at all. Then my husband has contracted the evil plague that my sister had. He’s still sick, so were trying all the know cold remedies…so hopefully he be well soon.As far as myself goes..nothing exciting, work, sleep, and eating.
So here’s the recap: sick, family visit, sick, work, Blah
So now that we are all caught up..we can move on to other business
I don’t know if any one checks my blog anymore? I have been so distracted lately, I don’t really know why. So I guess I will have to bring everyone up to speed…so where did I leave off??? Oh yeah after the election…
There’s nothing like living a free of political commercials to make me happy. I think my level of stress from that alone sucked the silliness right out of my. You say is that possible …I guess anything is?
So here’s what been going on. ..readers digest version. I know in this day and age our attention span sucks. So here it goes. A couple of weeks ago my sister had a nasty cold, then my in-laws came to visit, including Bro-in-law and girlfriend, I had a great time. Unfortunately I had to work all the days they were visiting, that’s know fun at all. Then my husband has contracted the evil plague that my sister had. He’s still sick, so were trying all the know cold remedies…so hopefully he be well soon.As far as myself goes..nothing exciting, work, sleep, and eating.
So here’s the recap: sick, family visit, sick, work, Blah
So now that we are all caught up..we can move on to other business
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
Its Over!!!!
No more political ads...thank goodness...
I hope everone got out there a did the vote thing. And for those of you who didn't...i don't want to hear apeep out of you for the next four years! So it's time to move on...
So on to more important things...that's right! In the up coming days I will be back on the humor of life, oh heck, I think I will start now!!!
Here's a silly joke for you..
A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does serve beer.) The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the jab: "They don't serve BEER here, you MORON!" The German fellow felt pretty stupid, but suddenly turns to the New Yorker with a surprised look, and begins to chuckle. "And what's so funny?!?" the New Yorker demands. "Oh, nothing really, I just realized that you came here for the food."
I love to bash fast food places, because the stuff they serve is pretty nasty!!! Hee he hee
Here's one lame joke...
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
So in the upcoming entries...there will more food discussions, and in the next month there will also be turkey humor and all that good stuff...so stay tuned!!!
No more political ads...thank goodness...
I hope everone got out there a did the vote thing. And for those of you who didn't...i don't want to hear apeep out of you for the next four years! So it's time to move on...
So on to more important things...that's right! In the up coming days I will be back on the humor of life, oh heck, I think I will start now!!!
Here's a silly joke for you..
A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald's actually does serve beer.) The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the jab: "They don't serve BEER here, you MORON!" The German fellow felt pretty stupid, but suddenly turns to the New Yorker with a surprised look, and begins to chuckle. "And what's so funny?!?" the New Yorker demands. "Oh, nothing really, I just realized that you came here for the food."
I love to bash fast food places, because the stuff they serve is pretty nasty!!! Hee he hee
Here's one lame joke...
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
So in the upcoming entries...there will more food discussions, and in the next month there will also be turkey humor and all that good stuff...so stay tuned!!!
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