Do You Have A Special Chocolate-Addicted Alcoholic In Your Life?
Well, here's some exciting news......now there's a beverage that conveniently combines two vices into one wine bottle for maximum gift-giving ease!
I have to admit that ChocoVine has intrigued me since I saw it while surfing the internet.. late, late, late at one night. Did I say LATE...
Think about it this way...
Nobody else could understand the hush hush forbidden love shared between the flirty cocoa bean and its sultry wine grape lover........a fiery romance like theirs hadn't been seen in the commercial world since that saucy peanut butter hussy started sneaking around late at night with a wayward chocolate bar ..... resulting in Reese's.
I'm not judging...
I predict a huge increase in workplace consumption of "chocolate milk."
I predict a future where police officers will have a head-scratching mystery before them. Are the days of giving out tickets for underage drinking over? Why have teenagers suddenly become so addicted to "chocolate milk?"
Should you spend your last dollar on chocolate or alcohol? Thanks to ChocoVine you'll never have to make this tough choice again.
Thanks ChocoVine! You're clearly ushering in an age of enlightenment never before seen in human history.