Is It Still Cheese?
Leave a slice of American cheese on a windowsill and after weeks it will dry, darken in color and curl. But rarely will it mold. Individually wrapped orange cheese slices melt smoothly on burgers and taste great straight from the package, but in most cases these soft slivers of heaven aren't technically "cheese" at all. More likely, they fall under the title of "pasteurized process cheese," "pasteurized process cheese product" or "pasteurized process cheese food."

AND THAT'S FOOD FOR THOUGHT!

Are people getting more stupid?

Tue Apr 8, 9:56 PM ET
EAST POINT, Ga. - Police said they easily caught a bank robbery suspect after he had a taxi take him to and from the scene of the crime.
East Point police Captain Russell Popham said officers arrested Marcus Chisholm at his apartment just a few hours after they said he robbed a SunTrust Bank.
Authorities said Chisholm had a cab pick him up at his apartment, take him to the bank and then take him home after the robbery.
The cab driver gave officers Chisholm's address and identified him in the bank's surveillance video.

Hey buddy (Crisholm), I give you The Dumb *ss award of the week!

NONSENSE ....I'm not sleepy..this is what i just learned..i really should go to bed..
here it goes....
The average life span of an umbrella is under two years.
-There is a city called Rome in every continent.

-A donkey will sink in quick sand, while a mule will not.

-4,000 people are injured by tea pots every year. (I think that's nonsese)

-The McDonald’s at Toronto’s ‘SkyDome’ is the only McDonald’s location that sells hot dogs.

-One million $1 bills weighs 1 ton

-The average speed of Heinz ketchup leaving the bottle is 25 miles per year.

-Little more than half of the people living in the U.S. would rather fold, than wad their toilet paper. (I would hate to be the surveyor on this one)

-The only words in the English language to contain two "U’s" back to back are: vacuum, residuum, and continuum.

-You consume one tenth (.1) calories when you lick a stamp.
60 % of statistics are made up...

(Are you still reading this crap?)

Dragon boat racing is the 8th most popular sport in the world!(What the funk is Dragon boat racing)

Pi has been calculated to over 2,260,321,363 digits.

An ostrich egg would take four hours to hard boil. (I bet it would be yummy deviled)

The left leg of a chicken is more tender than the right one. (I made that up to see if you are still reading)

Every year more people are killed by donkeys, than in aircraft crashes.

The only word in the English language to contain three back to back double letter combinations is; Bookkeeper.

The number of births in India each year is greater than the entire population of Australia.
(are you really still reading this, maybe you need a hobby?)

Gibraltar is the only place in Europe were you can find wild monkeys. (but who really cares)

If you yelled for 8 years ,7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough energy to heat a cup of coffee. (Maybe whoever figured this out needs a hobby... maybe this is the hobby?)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps blood out to the body it could squirt blood 30 feet! (Are you tired of reading this silly rubbish yet?)

A typist fingers travel over 12 and a half miles in an average day.
(I think your still reading this to see my commentary)

The world’s most common non-contagious disease is tooth-decay. (gross, brush your teeth people)
A deltiologist is someone who collects postcards.(boring)

People descended from the Scottish clan of Kerr are more likely to be left handed than any other ancestrial group.(I'm tired..I think i will go to bed now)

Despite a population of over a billion, China has only about 200 family names
(you can stop reading now if you want to)

New York City has 570 miles of shoreline (really you can quit reading.. I mean it)

The Boston University Bridge is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane. (that's it I'm not going to write anymore tonight..cause you might keep reading....really it's over... check back at another time for ....When i have something more to say than nonsense....)

Happy Easter!!!!!

Yes, I finally after 7 years celebrated Easter properly. I did not have to work Holy Saturday, and i was able to enjoy the day. I really wanted to go to the park but it rained, so we went shopping and hung out with my sister Sarah and bro-in-law Laszlo. Then later in the evening we attended the Easter Vigal, which is the Holiest High Mass in the Catholic Church. It was really nice, and for all you Catholic's out there that say it is too long, you are really missing something special. After mass we all headed back to the K-C's for "dinner or brunch" either way it was an after midnight celebration with champagne and a loveily meal. That concludes Saturday....

EASTER Sunday, Greg had to work a few hours, he was helping prepare a special meal for the residents and their familys. I slept in a little, which was so nice.... then in the afternoon we were on our way over to Greg's folks for Easter dinner. We had a yummy dinner with the rest of the C's. C's that's Greg side...if you are confused. And to top it all off we celebrated Greg's Dad's birthday. Dad C's birthday was on Saturday. So not only did we enjoy a yummy Easter dinner... but birthday cake too!!!!

Happy Easter!
Peace be with you.

Lots of Excitement.....updates ...and fun!!!!

Last time I mentioned my sis' karen is expecting, and for those who don't know yet the ordered doubled! That's right twins...wow!

Then over the weekend Greg's side of the family had all kinds of excitement.. Donna and David came down from the freezing tundra of Ohio. To experience some our lovely weather down here in Florida, and to enjoy some food, folks, and fun!!!! Over the weekend we also celebrated Grandma Louise's 92nd birthday, and fun was had by all.

Then work as usual on Monday just like the last 5 days...blah...blah...blab...

Then yesterday I was off from work...yeah!!!!!! So I had My Mom and Dad, sister Sarah, and bro-in-law Laszlo over for dinner. We had Bambi spaghetti, it was deeeeliiiiicious!!!! Remember the family motto DRINK MORE!!!! (water, milk, wine, and beer)

The News....

The Job Search....is over!!!!!

I landed a job in Tampa, at a hotel. I'm Executive Sous Chef, that makes me number 2 in the kitchen. The hotel seems like a good place to be, I think I'm going to enjoy it! Getting up at 6 am the last 2 days has been tough, but tomarrow I don't have to be in until 10:00 ...woohoo!!

Bigger News
In other Big News... My Lil' sis Karen and Bro-in-law Joe are expecting.. that's right folks their addition to the family with be arriveing In September!!! Congrats!!!! How exciting, too!

More News..
The K-C's buddy (Pa) Trick is is almost packed for his move back to the frozen tundra of Chicago. That will being shocking after living in Jacksonville Fl, for the better part of a year. He's become quite the sweet tea addict, and has stopped by the supermarket and stocked up on a ton of it to take with him. Does anyone know if there's a self help group for sweet tea drinkers?

Beverage Ideas....
Long island sweet tea... use you imagination!!!
Tea martini...tea liquer and scotch
A Rust leaf.. tea liquer and scotch

Well that's all the NEWS for now stay tuned for further updates!!!!

The hunt is still on and so are the greeens!!!

Yes, I'm still in the job search... By the end of this week i will have one!!!! Because i said so!!!
It's sad to say i kinda enjoy not working, I get to see people, get to do what i want, and even get to sleep in. Just kidding about the sleep in thing that's nothing new...hehehe! But It's time to get back to the land of the working because, I don't have a money tree in the back yard.

As far as the greens...I mean collard greens..there cooking right now for supper bowl Sunday. That's rght I'm bring greens to my Folks superbowl shindig! That's what happens when you spent 6 years living in the south...ie Jacksonville. Or like my buddy Patrick he's now addicted to sweet tea....and in a little over a week he's movin' back to Chicago. I don't know what he's going to do...no more sweet tea....and no more happy warm and cozy winter. Maybe he will trade in his sweet tea for a long island ice tea...it would help him stay warm!

I have to run..and stir my green...
Have a happy and safe superbowl everyone!

And a Shout to My cousin David and wife Kim... congrats on your new Baby boy Matthew Ryan!!!!

Goodbye weekend...The hunt is on

Well.. my restful weekend is over..boohoo! I enjoyed a nice weekend of relaxing, movie watching and food. Enjoyed Sunday playing games, and eating dinner at my parents. fun and laughter was had by all! It was soo nice...not to have to do anything,but now i must start the job hunt! One does need a job to survive, unfortunately, but that is the way of the world. Soo i need to hit the hay...sleep is a good thing. wish me luck, i let you know how it goes.....

What in the world are these??????

Finger Lime Varieties.....

You say huh???? The Australian finger lime (citrus australasica)

Pretty cool late night discovery! I found it while surfing the net, while cit chatting with my foodie friend Trick. We were discussing the process of making lemoncello, and other drinks. curently I am making a grapefruit cello... I still a while till it's done. It takes at least 40 days to complete the process! We were thinking about all the citrus and drinks we could come up with!!!! We come up with the craziest things after midnight. Things that make me go hmmm!!!!

Happy New Year to everyone, I know it's a little belated.. but i spent the last 9 weeks working way too much during the holidays. I left the resturant i was working at this past tuesday, and next week will start the job hunt. I am excited... and ready for some good change. I work to live and not live to work!!!

A Few Pictures to see!!!
For many of you out in blog land.. I have a few pictures to share... Starting with my birthday. Yep.. As you can see my Mom was so kind not to put all the candles on the cake... 29 is a lot of candles...hehehe!

This past weekend we had the chance to run up to Jacksonville for our good buddies son's 3rd birthday party. It was a riot.. there's nothing like watching a bunch of kids play in a bounce house all suger high.... this is a picture of the birthday boy Owen with frosting face!!! Can't believe he's so big.... fun was had by all!!!

And of course there's lil' sis Ava getting into the frosting too!!!

Present time.... Owen and daddy (Mike) looking at the card before for opening each present...and he made out like a little bandit!!!

Here are the Men folk deflating the bounce house... I think thaey had as much fun as the kids did playing in it....The kids were kind of bummed but they were ready for fun time again .... there was fun with water guns...a laughter was had by all!!!!

CONFETTI.....RULZ!!!!


If your wondering about the picture to the left...









Let's see, well, we will start at the beginning of the story. The 1st of december was my bro-in-laws birthday. Roy turned a huge whopping 30.We had a little shindig on Sunday!!!! So we made him a big box of gifts... and it was laced with confetti. Sorry Mom Coe... We couldn't help ourselves.


















Here are some of the highlights.. a cool shirt from my parents..and how perfect ...if you know ROY..















The traditional gift of underpants.. if you don't give ideas about what you want. But he probably really needs them anyway!!!!
When we say we will give You underpants...were not kidding!!!















And of course.... there was a delicious dinner.. The beer dinner, ...starting with beer cheese dip, beer punch, salad with beer punch vinaigrette, green beans with beer lime and olive oil, roasted sweet potato's cooked with beer, and of course beer can chicken. No the cake didn't have beer in it..but everything else did!!!! Beer was had by all..and there was much rejoicing...yeah!!!! So Roy happy birthday again and many more...CHEERS!!!!

Help!!! Help! I'm an addict...

A Youtube.com addict.. I can't stop watching... if you check it out, if you already have not not...you should. Look up human tetris or I highly recommend Awkward drunk fest.. it worth the look. TRUST ME!! Beware you may become an addict too!!!

Well I gotta get some shut eye before Youtube sucks me back in!!!!

My Favorite Lame Food Jokes!!!!!

And for your reading pleasure.....

Driver: "Hi, is your name Jello?"
Hitchhiker: "Uh... no..."
Driver: "Too bad... 'cause there's always room for Jello!

"A ham-and-cheese sandwich walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

A Zen Buddhist walks into a pizza parlor and says, "Make me one with everything.

"Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.

If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean, King Oscar of Norway, Louis B. Mayer, and Norbert Wiener, she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.

The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is buried at the bottom of the grocery bag.

"What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?Pumpkin pi.

What do you call a stolen yam?A hot potato.

Eat a prune and start a movement.

That's enough bad jokes for one day...don't you think? Nod your head and agree with me because I could go on...But I won't. Count down to my bro-in-law's Birthday is on.. Roy if you get this message.. or if someone see's it "your birthday list just won't due". We all know what that means don't we....Socks and drawers.

HMMM..what to write...I had a few interesting thoughts!
Driving buy the local 7-eleven i thought..hmmm.. I wonder when the slurpee came about?Really I was thinking.. since I moved back to the bay area, this past August. In Jacksonville Florida where i spent the last 6 years.. there sadly are no church of the holy slurpee's. I had to go through some days thinking that i wish I could run out and get one..and I couldn't. So here's a little history for everyone...

40 Years of Slurpee
It was back in 1965 when the Slush was first invented and began to be sold by 7-Eleven. Two years later, in 1967, 7-Eleven re-christianed their icy, delicious slush drink as the Slurpee. It has been forty years since the drink that would become the famous well-known Slurpee was created, and it has never been better. Thank you, Slurpee, for all you have given us; all the happy memories, all the sugar highs, and the splendid bliss that each slurp brings...

CHEERS!!! To the SLURPEE!!!

The Magic number is 33.6 this week!!!!

What does that mean you ask? Well that's the number of miles I have biked this week so far, not bad i say. It's a start for sure, but there is much more to be done. My goal is about double of that per week, about 12 miles 5 days a week should do it. Then I have to do the weights, and the excercises for the gut. Bring it I'm ready to get the blood flowing! I like to bike before work because it get's the blood flowing and my energy up! So cheers to more bike rides!!!!

All in a Days work...

Today(Monday) I started my new job at the restaurant.. and all is well. I worked from 10 till about six, not to bad really. I have to say my feet are a little tired after being off for about a month, so i guess I have to break them in. I guess i didn't forget to cook either...not that i would have. I'm tired but not exhausted , will see by the end of the week. The Chef (Cathy) seems pretty cool, kinda crazy but that is to be expected...it comes with the territory. Tomorrow (Tuesday) i work at 2 in the afternoon till close, so i will have to time to put in a little bike ride before work. So everyone that's the scoop on today...as the food mill turns!!!

P.S. did you all see "HERO'S" the show tonight...WOW!!!! What happens next? I can't wait!

Sunday in review.....

As you can see I'm choosing to use Buc's colors due to celebration purposes. Yes the Buc's beat the Cardinals... yeah....and there was much rejoicing in The Land Of The Tampa Bay!

So what did the K-C's do on this fine day? Well, The Mister Had to go to work...to cook due to an issue with a former employee. But as his Grandmother told me after church today "you gotta do, what you gotta do". After church i went on a secret birthday mission since both of my Parents will be celebrating soooon! Mission accomplished!

Then after working and washing the laundry.. it was off to Maw and Pa C's for Sunday Night Dinner. The whole clan was there, Roy (greg's bro), Kimmie ( Roy's Gal), Grandma, Maw ( a.k.a. Gregs Mom), Pa ( Greg's Dad) and Us of course. There plenty of good food and laughter for all!!!

Well, that's a wrap... Time to hit the hey so I can be ready for work in the morning!!!

Reflections of a Dinner Eaten

So as we were sitting in the bliss of having enjoyed yet another great dinner at home together we said to ourselves, "selves lets have some dessert!" Having just gone to the store for some much needed supplies and a few other sundry things, choosing a dessert was easy COOKIES! We munched on the fudge covered chocolate chip cookies in cocoa bliss and then we made a mistake. We looked at the food label.

This got us to comparing the two things that we had just eaten, a salad with some meat and cookies and we came to a somewhat startling conclusion. There were more calories in the three cookies that we ate than in our entire dinner. Talk about a calorie dense food.

Here is another Morsel of food for thought:

There are as many calories in those three cookies as there are in three Idaho potatoes. Can you eat a pound and a half of potato or an ounce and a half of cookie? If you can good for you, there's toilet paper next to the commode. (and a magazine if you so desire.) What does this teach us? Its good to know what you eat and where it came from, it makes us healthier. And the other lesson of the day, when enjoying a cookie, just enjoy it for what its worth and don't look at the label. Well actually you should look at labels.

I officially joined the working folk today....

That's right you heard me, I got a job as a sous chef in a small local restaurant. I have plenty of work a head, no more slacking. I guess it's time to get to work after being off for a month. i hope i didn't forget how to cook...just kidding. So I guess i have to call the unlucky people that didn't get to hire me.. to bad for them.

Well, i guess i need to go find some new work clothes... Sorry about my blogging slacking.. I promise to be better.

The job hunt...starts Offically...TUESDAY...

I spent the day polishing up th resume..I was supposed to hit the pavement today, but I had to download the driver for my printer then I had a little trouble getting formatted correctly. It took way tooo long but it's under control. So i lost a day..so what. I jumped on the bike and road for a half an hour about 5.5 miles to get the blood flowing. I feel better now, and I'm ready ... to start tomorow. It's exciting to look for a job.. so I'll let you know how it goes.

The past weekend was fun and relaxing. Saturday we had a welcome home get together with family and it was very much fun! We snacked and drank some libations. Played some foosball and laughter was a plenty. Sunday we got up and went to church, then my sister Sarah and husband Laszlo came over and we watched some movies. Transformers and we also watched The Silver Surfer....they were both good. It's good to be home!