That's me stuffing my face with Mom's delicious birthday cake... the best way to finish the day!! 

On assignment on the other side of the state.....

Happy Birthday to you ... happy birthday to you!!! Happy birthday dear Momoo...happy birthday to you!!!!

Well, if you haven't figured it out it's my Mom's Birthday.... yes we made it in about in to Largo about 3 am!!! No traffic it was wonderful, and relaxing!!!

So start the birthday festivities....

Top 10 reasons why my Mom is so COOL!!!!

10) she says things like chuka rucka bucka
9)chocolate is one best treats on earth
8)games .... by the marathon
7)tubes of underwear
6)afternoon libations
5)makes the best meatloaf ever
4)she has a loaded cookie jar
3)laughter...hhehehe
2)silly dancing
1) because she's my Mom

So onward with the party!!!! woohoo!!!

Sometimes I think about…..

How odd the hospitality industry is. It’s an industry of misfits, abusers, and users. It’s a place where I call home… and actually find comfort. I just don’t see myself having a career that requires me to act prim and proper, Sitting down at a desk.... not for me. Where else can you go to work and hear the words bar, chafing, prime rib and goldbond in the same sentence. But I also know that people I share this world with are some of the hardest working, intense people I have ever come to met. People that are not on the inside of this world probably wouldn’t believe their eyes and ears, because it’s crazy. That's why there isn't a real reality show on kitchens..it would be to brash...and people really don't want to know what goes on behind that door...they think they do.....but thay don't. Trust me. I think my world needs and accepts the artist mentality, also we tend to be short fused, and super creative. We’re just starving artists…but not starving at all. Hehehe!! What Can I say it’s a love hate industry…I hate to love it and love to hate it…..So if your nerotic, like to play with food and fire… I recommend it…. But other wise you may want to leave it to the pro’s…..

Do you even wonder.....

Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?
If a vampire were Jewish would his Sabbath start at sunrise?Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies?If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight?If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?Is the vice president's wife called the second lady?Do you wake up or open your eyes first? Can you "zone out" and be "in the zone" at the same time? If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing? Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?


Sometimes at night I can't sleep... so many qustions race through my head!!! It's enough to drive my crazy... i wonder do other people have such odd thoughts or is it really a distraction to stay sane?? i really don't know. Is it the same weird energy that makes me funny and weird at the same time? On the other hand maybe it's insanity instead?

See what i mean i have so many questions... and this is just a few... really when they say there is no such thing as a stupid question do they really mean it... i think some of my questions are down right stupid... I don't know if they even have answers??? That's enough questions for today ....

Some things are not what they seem. Did you know the following facts?

Rice paper does not contain one grain of rice - its made from either Rice straw, Bamboo, Hemp, Mulberry leaves, Wingceltis or Gampi.

Ten gallon hats only hold about 6 pints.

Refried beans aren't really what they seem. Although their name seems like a reasonable translation of Spanish frijoles refritos, the fact is that these beans aren't fried twice. In Spanish, refritos literally means "well-fried," not "re-fried."

Capsaicin, which makes hot peppers "hot" to the human mouth, is best neutralized by casein, the main protein found in milk. (If your mouth is on fire drink some milk) Sarah you could have used this bit of info during your chilli cook off)

The hamburger was invented in 1900 by Louis Lassen. He ground beef, broiled it, and served it between two pieces of toast.

The pound cake got its name from the pound of butter it contained.

The sandwich is named for the Fourth Earl of Sandwich (1718-92), for whom sandwiches were made so that he could stay at the gambling table without interruptions for meals.

The world's costliest coffee, at $130 a pound , is called Kopi Luwak. It is in the droppings of a type of marsupial that eats only the very best coffee beans. Plantation workers track them and scoop their precious poop.

To determine the percentage of alcohol in a bottle of liquor divide the proof by two.

When Swiss cheese ferments, a bacterial action generates gas. As the gas is liberated, it bubbles through the cheese leaving holes. Cheese-makers call them "eyes."

Spilling salt considered good luck in Japan.

The most recognized smell in the world is coffee. ( 'cause it's so yummy)

About 8 percent of the weight in a box of corn flakes is corn. ( so what's the rest?)

I hope you enjoyed some fun food facts!!!

Top Ten reasons My Dad is so cool!!!!!!!!!!

10. great hair
9. neat gagets
8. he can do really big math in his head
7. he doesn't drive slow....vroomm!!
6. He can fix or build almost anything
5. He plays golf
4. awesome webber grill
3. He likes beer and chocolate cookies together
2. killer bear hugs
1. It's his birthday today!!!

That's right folks.. it's true my dad is the coolest... I raise my glass ...cheers.

Happy Birthday Daddooo we can't wait to see yout his weekend!!!! 

Food Shopping: Consider the Alternative

Are you overwhelmed whenever you go to the supermarket? Do you plan to buy just a few things and end up spending a fortune? Will this help you stop? Probably not, but it will give you a laugh.... or a few even!!!!

Someone once said that one should never go food shopping when hungry ( this would cause us to buy more groceries than planned) . (This silly statement may have been made by the same person who said that the moon was made out of Swiss cheese, but I couldn’t swear to it.) It does make sense though, if you think about it. Being full can put a damper on impulse. I don’t know about you, but whenever I go shopping for "just a few things," I always end up spending more than I meant to. And so I have devised a system with few rules of the road to be applied every time you even come close to the door to your favorite supermarket. They are divided up into three categories; before the shop, during the shop and afterwards.

The very first thing you must do is realize that being prepared isn’t only for boy scouts. Park as far away from the market as possible. It may slow you down, as it will force you to at least think about how far you have to travel with that "big fat heavy cart." It also helps to never take a cart inside the store with you. You will always need one and that is precisely the point.
You can carry only so much in that little basket...

Never....Shop.... in nasty weather. Blizzards, torrential rains and monsoons are very good; hurricanes are even better( really worse) . Apart from the thrill of never knowing whether you will live to get home, there is something about rain, snow and murderous winds that turns one’s thoughts to home, hearth and over-stocking such staples as rice, soups, pet food and Haagen Das. Food shopping under these conditions will encourage you to buy more than you will ever need of everything under the sun. Oh, and by the way, avoid the sun. It’s no help at all.

Shop early in the morning and wear a mask. (Avoid cashiers and managers as they might think you are trying to rob them.) No one will recognize you, and you can buy all that junk food without looking over your shoulder or feeling guilty. (And if you do this, don’t buy low fat potato chips and the like. Go all the way! Hell, you only live once!) Don’t think about the fact that no one you know is watching you shop because any normal human being will be asleep at this hour. Why aren’t you?

Buy lots of cottage cheese and yogurt in all flavors and varieties. Vow to eat all before that dreaded expiration date. Make sure they all have different dates or you will really be sorry you made that promise!

Leave your glasses at home if you wear them and bring them with you if you don’t. And don’t forget those coupons. step by step. By nightfall, you should be home safe and sound and may only need one Valium to get to sleep.

Last but not least is the trip home. Try a new way to get there (preferably in bad weather with or without your glasses depending on whether you need them or not).

If all of the above fails, consider bulk shopping. Places like Sam’s Club, Price Club and others offer mayhem at very reasonable prices.

Think about it???

The birthday count down is offically ticking for my folks!!! 

Happy belated Day.... Yes i carved this pumpkin a few years ago!!! 

Happy November....

I hope everyone had a really creepy candy filled Halloween. I got the candy but that was it. i had to work as usual, but that no surprise. I gotten behindin my blogging lately,,, shame on me. I had a nassty case of sickness that came back to haunt me more than one time. But i think it's really finally going away this time knock on wood!!!! Hmmmm....November.... That the time of year when My Dad and Mom's birthday's happen andit's good to see they have put out lists so I won't be forced to get them underbritches. On the other hand for all I know they may be disappointed if they do not recieve them... maybe i should plan on geting those drawers any way, hehehe

TODAY IN FOOD HISTORY
* National Men Make Dinner Day ( I never heard about this one...I like that)
* National French Fried Clam Day
* All Hallow's Day*
World Vegan Day ( hug a tree everybody)

1798 Sir Benjamin Lee Guinness was born. He was the son of Arthur Guinness, and joined the family brewing business. When his father died, he became sole owner and built up the business. He was also elected Lord Mayor of Dublin in 1851.

1841 The first wagon of settlers left Independence, Missouri for the trip to California.

1997 Victor Mills died. He was a chemical engineer who worked for Proctor & Gamble. Among his many accomplishments, he improved Duncan Hines cake mix, and Jif peanut butter, and invented Pampers disposable diapers. ( he was a great amn in my eyes... i love Jif and of course cake too!!!)

Stayed tuned....

Hello all,

So my husband and I have toying with the idea of a after graduation cruise, for family and close friends. I think it's a great way to celebrate and take a really fun and affordable vacation. So were curious about where everyone would like to go? Eastern or western Caribbean? There are really plenty of choices. But planning early is the key to our success......
January 2007, mark your calendar.....


In other NEWS.....I previosly mentioned that i would some of the recent pictures....so here they are....

Guess who. Thats right it's The brothers Coe!! 

Greg and his brother Roy celebrating brothers day. This a very special day to our family because this is the day Roy came to live with the Coe's. And from this day forward would be know as brothers day!!! 

I Know it's been a while...Testing 1...2...3... Were back on track with photo's and all. So keep an eye out because you could be the next one seen....This a picture Joe my lil sisters, fiancé at dinner last weekend when the in-laws were up. I know we have a little catching up to do, in the the next week I'll try to post some of the high lights of the past month or so when there were no pictures due to technical difficulties. So if you see my my Computer Guru Thank him ( that's my dad if you don't know), he tamed my confused computer... Thanks dad for all the computer assistance. And a shout out to my folks, I had a great time visiting.( and the meat loaf was extra delicious) well it's really late so I'll give you a recap of my week tomorrow!!!

Lunch and a movie anyone?

So what's everyone up to today....work? The usual daily running around trying to get everything done in time. i know how you all feel, I not at work but I'm trying get time to visit with everyone before I head back to Jax. i got to do lunch today with My husbands Folks and Grandma. I should say it was more like breakfast because i had pancakes and sausage and so did grandma. But it was goood!!!! We had fun chit chatting fun was had by all. Then this afternoon Mom and I took in a movie. The only thing that sucks is the fact that you pay quite a bit to see a movie you have to watch commercials, I don't mind the movie previews and all. Getting back to the movie, Wallace and Gromit The curse of the Ware rabbit. I give it 2 thumbs up, I think I'm going to have to take the Mr. K-C to see it.

Yummy!! Yummy!

I had a delicious chocolate milkshake, you know the one I'm talking about. The new one at steak and shake, I give it 2 thumbs up( i licked them both). We split one shake because it was more than enough. My Mom did the honor of picking one up after a little shopping trip. We were looking for Mother of the Bride dressing for the up coming weddin'. We saw the good the bad and the ugly. So of them were so ugly, do people really wear some of these things??? I guess so, not everyone can have good taste like me.

In other news:
Least Competent Criminals
Whatever Happened to the Concept of Keeping a Low Profile? Sonja Aguirre, 18, was arrested in Greenwood Village, Colo., in March when, while allegedly carrying 265 pounds of marijuana worth an estimated $500,000, she decided to save a few steps and park in a handicap space. And Edgar Galvan, 28, and Jose Clark, 27, were arrested in Orlando, Fla., in July when, though allegedly carrying 550 pounds of marijuana, they nonetheless hauled it in an SUV with an expired license plate. And, according to police in Dayton, Ohio, in August, a man and a teenager, who were intending to rob a marijuana-growing couple of their large inventory, were arrested shortly beforehand when they tried to save a few bucks by shoplifting pantyhose (to wear as disguises in the robbery) from a Rite Aid drug store. [WKMG-TV (Orlando)-AP, 7-20-05] [KMGH-TV (Denver), 3-31-05] [Dayton Daily News, 8-20-05]

talk about being a dumba**. sometimes i do foolish things, but that just being and idiot. Duh

see you next time!!!

Hello all!!!! from the west coast, of course I mean the west coast of FL....

I took a few days off over the weekend to visit with the in-laws. Fun was had by all! Then Sunday afternoon I jumped to the other side of the state to hang with my really cool folks. I'll be hanging out over here through Thursday... Wooohoo!!!

So you ask want am I up to? Well I’m doing a little channel surfing...ooooh...what is that Iron Chef America...iron chef Bobby Fay against challenger Ming Tsai . The secret ingredient is duck. Yummy! In luv some good duck. I don’t care for some of the stuff on the food network, but I do like this show. It’s fun to see the chefs in real action, this when you can see what there really made of....now back to the show...peking duck in an hour wow I don’t know about that( it usually takes 3 days) . My money is that the iron chef could lose this one. I wonder how you get to compete, that would totally cool. I don't think I ready quite yet, but someday. Oh... back to the show....times up... wow that went fast... I’m glad I don’t have smell-a-vision or I would be so watering at the mouth... Ming Tsai duck liver creme brulee...interesting. What's Bobby Flay got.... fried duck and grits? I don’t know this is going to be a close one. And the winner of the duck battle is......(side note they have iron chef america hats on the food network website) ....the winner is Ming Tsai. They said that Mings flavor was superb. And was right on choosing the winner ......

I Can't Wakeup!!!

I going to blame the rain, and the the lack of sunshine. How much coffee do i have to drink? really... I'm not the only one with this problem, am I?
It doesn't seem to matter how late or early i go to bed I still find it really hard to wakeup...

You may want to take this test to see if your like me.

The Coffee Test( keep track of your yes and no) answers

Do you use coffee to escape from your problems?

Do you eat spoonfuls of instant coffee because it's easier?

Have you ever waken up in a puddle of your own coffee?

Do you find that it's easier to drink more coffee than to go to sleep?

Have you ever drank cold coffee?

Right out of the pot?

Does your coffee cup resemble a beer stein?

Has anyone ever told you that you "have a problem"?

Do you need coffee:
...to get up in the morning?
...to get out of bed?
...to be injected intravenously to stimulate blood-flow?

Do Native North American Aboriginal Indian Peoples call you "Ona mac towanda" (Smells-like-coffee)?

Does the phrase "Swiss water decaffeinated" strike terror into your heart?

Do you have a coffee maker in more than one room of your house?
...in more than five?
...in your bathroom?

Do the people at Second Cup refuse do give you free coffee cards anymore?
...because you're wearing out their hole-punch?
...and it's bad for the environment?

Do you grind your own coffee?
Do you grow your own coffee?
Do you know Juan Valdez?
...and his donkey?
...intimately?

Do you salivate uncontrollably whenever you hear dripping water?
Is sleep a hobby of yours?
...that you don't like?
...because it's too frustrating?

Response Ratio
Addiction Factor
Yes
No
Analysis:
yes 22-28
no 0-6
You are a well-rounded member of society with a love for life and you are very wise.

yes 15-21
no 7-13
You are a slightly jagged member of society, life's okay but it could be better and you are relatively naive.

Yes 0-15
No 13-28
What are you, some kinda nature-freak tree-hugger!?Coffee's not good enough for you, huh? Here, have some more tofu! How about some alfalfa tea?!?

It's okay to admit you have a problem, you know who you are....